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Recent Movie Reviews


How to be a Vblogger! How to be a Vblogger!

Rated 5 / 5 stars August 17, 2010

Hilarious

It's funny coz it's true.


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8 Bit Pwny Club ep.1 8 Bit Pwny Club ep.1

Rated 5 / 5 stars June 20, 2009

Brilliant

I couldn't believe you guys actually made a vid on the most underappreciated feature of gaming,the toilets.Really refreahing to see something new to be compiled into a Top 5.The sprites were excellent and smooth and the voice acting was spot on.Sarah Darling definitely has potential,probably just as good as Rina-chan.Overall,two thumbs way up.


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Push The Pig Push The Pig

Rated 1 / 5 stars June 19, 2009

Quite frankly...ridiculous

This was a complete waste of time.I clicked on the link because I noticed the pretty high score that NG users have given it.I now have lost faith in them.I expected bigger things especially with the author's comments like that.And the users who posted such positive comments about this movie just do not want to be thought of as useless reviewers,which is sad really.The sound and animation were terrible and totally wasted my time waiting for the movie to load.I appreciate short vids if they are entertaining and have tons of replayability like It's A Nice Day Today.But this does not deserve such accolades.Two thumbs down.


Roboface3001 responds:

im glad i wasted my time wasting your time XD

Recent Game Reviews


Coma Coma

Rated 5 / 5 stars July 12, 2010

Sweet Jesus,those some great tunes

Believe me when I say I loaded this game and set the tab aside just to listen to the music.I only play just to change the scenery so that I could hear a new song.May I know where to find the rest of the soundtrack,other than the Red Wind theme?



Hitstick 3 Hitstick 3

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars June 10, 2009

Not A Hit

I am a big fan of the Hitman series and it is obvius to see its influence on this game here.However,what was supposed to be an intelligent game involving stealth and tactics has been reduced to nothing more than a mindless on rails shooter.There is absolutely no way for me to complete the game without shooting any of the guards.I shoudn't expect great graphics for a flash game and wasn't surprised it was subpar only.The sound was ok,you got it right.I'm also really disappointed with the lenght of the game.If your series can afford a second sequel,there definitely should be missions and replayability.I hope that you will definitely look into these problems and improve them in the future.For the present,please forgive me for the score.


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In Utero In Utero

Rated 5 / 5 stars May 5, 2009

''Really'' Realistic

I checked out the FetusFulp userpage right after playing this and saw the NES cover art.If I still kept it,I would be first in line to buy this game.This is a very well done shmup(that's shoot em up for you),with the increasing difficulty and the variety of enemies. The animation was also fluid and the sound is good.Although I did find it strange how the boss is the foetus.I mean,Tom's sperm hasn't even penetrated April's ovum yet!However,this is a fun game nonetheless and I am proud to be a user of a website where you can make flashes like this about the creator and won't receive any flak.Go Newgrounds!


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FetusFulp responds:

the fetus was there before the sperm got there...an interesting twist in the story ;) thanks for the review. :3

Recent Art Reviews


ghlow_flapper Flapper

Rated 5 / 5 stars Dec 5, 2009

Old is gold

In an Art Portal filled to the brim by mouse painted drawings and video game fanart,it is refreshing to see someone take on a less popular theme.The portal is after all a platform for talented artists to display their work and get feedback from an actual audience.Unfortunately,the internet is also occupied by some unsavoury folk(i.e. the guy below me).Ignore him because Flapper is just beautiful,reminding me of numerous black and white films I watched in the past.This is a brilliant homage to the swingin 20s and I look forward to seeing more of your work.A 5,10 stars and favourited.


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ghlow responds:

thank you, that really means a lot :3


johnnyutah_graveyard-shift Graveyard Shift

Rated 5 / 5 stars Sep 21, 2009

Pfft,kids these days....

You call that desecrating a monument?I've seen better destruction of history in my day!